so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Dicks are not precious.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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