I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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