i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
