They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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