I cockslap morals
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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