I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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