It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I just googled if crying burns calories
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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