i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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