Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
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You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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