Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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