i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
True strength comes from lack of pants
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Randomize
