Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
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This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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