She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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