if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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