we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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