That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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