Me. At least after what I've been through.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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