she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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