so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
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I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
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