im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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