is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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