I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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