90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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