dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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