Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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