whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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