the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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