The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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