yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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