Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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