I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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