bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
So squirting runs in the family.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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