There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
false alarm, still single
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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