After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
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