The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
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I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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