is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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