on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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