I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I am naked and annoyed.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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