dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
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I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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