The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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