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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?

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• (530): View more from California

  My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Get you some cowboy.

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  In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (828): View more from North Carolina

  She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often

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