I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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