: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
I skipped work to stalk him.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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