Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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