Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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