just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Shame - the story of my life.
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