I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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