At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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