When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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