i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.