no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
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My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.