This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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