I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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