just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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