My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
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Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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